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I am a skyscraper

I am a skyscraper
eternally reaching for the sky.

New floors are being built every day
construction never ceases.

This project will not fail for any environmental protests or economic factors.

I am growing exponentially.

Soon I will touch the sky.

Soon I will surpass the sky and move on into space.

Interoffice Memo: Friendship Meeting Procedures

Effective immediately any social contact will occur in the following order [where relevant]:

[1] Misc. Online Community/Personals Site
[2] MySpace
[3] E-mail [optional]
[4] IM
[5] Phone
[6] Visitation

[Note: The starting point of this contact may vary.]

Forecast: Sex and Marriage With Robots by 2050

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